Developer: Adult Swim Games
Release Date: 3/24/2010
Available Exclusively On
The Good: Fast paced, funny, lots of variety
The Bad: Gets boring quickly, lacking in the audio-visual department, its free on the internet
Floater Pro is another fun pick-up-and-play game that sees you poking a dead body down a river trying to bash it up as much as possible all while getting to the goal before the time runs out. You poke your dead body down a river full of obstacles and things that can hurt. Some of these things are logs, rocks, bears, nuclear waste, boats, Eskimos with spears, and anything else that can be a hazard in the water. The game is fast so you need to rack up as many points as you can and reach the goal. There are always a few gates that give you +5 seconds, but there never seemed to be more than 3 per level. Each stage has four seasons and each season has different types of hazards so there is always some variety.
There are plenty of stages and unlockable dead bodies. Just pushing a dead body with a stick will always get laughs because it was everyone’s childhood wonder. The game is another flash game that’s free online so the graphics are flash based, but look nice. The sounds are lacking quite a bit, but for a buck, you get some decent play. I just wish there were more mechanics involved because after a few races you get bored of it until you want to play another game later on. This game is worth the purchase for pick-up-and-play fans so if you like this kind of quirky games give it a shot.